Who Should Replace Charlie Sheen?

Blah blah blah, Charlie Sheen, blah blah.  

I've only been paying casual attention to all the antics of this defective human being.  I didn't feel the need to comment on the situation until the rumor started going around that Two and a Half Men was going to pluck Rob (Ann Perkins!) Lowe from my beloved Parks and Recreation to replace the newly fired Sheen.  Now it's personal.

Here are my (non-Rob Lowe) picks to replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men:

Source: http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/hammervision/2011/03/who-should-replace-charlie-sheen.html

Hayden Panetierre megan fox Natalie Portman Katie Holmes